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Keep the headlines coming - some great ones so far!

Looking forward to announcing the winning headline at the end of the week. Just remember - if it's over 50 characters...we can't use it! So keep it short and sweet Wink
Part 10-middle
Submarine implodes at 10km deapth
Laying mines in a nursing home is a bad idea (Reference to Dynamite Fishing 2-news)
Man treads over a car.The owner is crying (You all had those Hotwheels,right?)
"Newell admits: The cake-lie was on purpose!"
Part 10-the end of part 10 (part 11 coming soon)
In morro the wind is strong
a 'rim' of the sky found in greenland
a dagger fell from the mount in a museum
(all of these are references to the Elder Scrolls)

Part 11 -the beggining
a pop singer purchased a razor

Part 11-mid
Jackson walks on the moon (ta ta ta-tam ta ta)
A mysterious ray found in the ocean (Buyaka buyaka)
Chuck Norris wins Plague inc for humans (a bit silly,I know)

Part 11-ending.Part 12 coming soon
President plays hockey (Putin of course)
A bag was made out of pipe (Bagpipe)
Boxing looses popularity.Unboxing begins (so silly,I know,just out of ideas,sorry)
Oh and another science-related one that I didn't make up myself:

Entropy "just isn't what it used to be," claims scientist

Here's a few I just made up.

Beethoven became deaf from "too much music" suggests new study
New holographic technology proven to "make new elements"
Button pressing found to cause cancer in several chimp species
HIV "just isn't here yet" says Plague Inc. enthusiast
Intelligence "may be linked to genetics" claims report
Reading "may cause vision loss" says WHO
Part 12 (maniacal)
Battletoads 2014 championship held in Madagascar
Bob gets into the Guiness Book as 'the first deep-water sponge'
Fred and Dafna say,that the Z-plague is a froud
Jason works in the rain-forest (I mean the chain-saw guy)
Nataniel Otch says 'mine crafting became slower,due to low-grade equipment' (Nataniel Otch=Notch.Mine Crafting-minecraft.Slower-the minecraft updates became much rare,the development of the game is slower)
Part 13 coming soon)

Part 13 (robotical)
Ibn Sina gets normal legs
Repliee gets arrested for insulting people
Bear goes to Russia
HRP-4C wins Eurovision 2015
Atlas stopped for 'treading over a car'
BigDog shot for spreading rabies

Part 14 coming soon)
So,I have created 85 news...I plan to make it 100))

So,the part 14 and The Last Part 15 would be big(7 news per part)
Part 14(part 15 coming soon)
A terrible car-crash in Mexico.4 dead left on the road. (Left4Dead)
A inn-owner in Vegas found a sofa on the chimney (The Hangover)
A UFO seen in Paris
A goat-shepard called his new-born goat Liara
A deep-sea diver says 'the ship-hulks are green,because of the algae' (The Incredible Hulk)
A man bitten by a spider near a museum(Spiderman)
Monkey bones found under a bridge in Britain (you know th troll)
Part 15( a bit of mystery)
Yeti helps lost skier in Norway
Vampire robs bloodbank in Romania
An old man sells 'mummy wraps' in Egypt
The Loch-Ness monster re-apears
A new Bermudian island found.The triangle becomes a square
New 'anti-goblin' repellent released
A Giant Squid can have tentacles up to 100 meters-says the scientist
A rich mans dog died 'because its collar was silver'

So,its 100 news from me.Thank you for reading)

P.c. sorry if the jokes were not funny,but mantalities-jokes-puns differ from country to country...A USA sitizen doesnt understand chineeze jokes.A chineeze doesnt understand USA jokes...A European is one type.An Asian is another...A Slav is yet another....I am Ukranian-Russian....
(14-05-2014 09:41 AM)tau1996 Wrote: [ -> ]P.c. sorry if the jokes were not funny,but mantalities-jokes-puns differ from country to country...A USA sitizen doesnt understand chineeze jokes.A chineeze doesnt understand USA jokes...A European is one type.An Asian is another...A Slav is yet another....I am Ukranian-Russian....

You did fine. A bit ham-fisted at times but you gotta respect actually getting to a hundred, i'm having trouble thinking up a single one.
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