(14-05-2014 02:17 PM)Enyoyab Wrote: [ -> ] (14-05-2014 09:41 AM)tau199 Wrote: [ -> ]P.c. sorry if the jokes were not funny,but mantalities-jokes-puns differ from country to country...A USA sitizen doesnt understand chineeze jokes.A chineeze doesnt understand USA jokes...A European is one type.An Asian is another...A Slav is yet another....I am Ukranian-Russian....
You did fine. A bit ham-fisted at times but you gotta respect actually getting to a hundred, i'm having trouble thinking up a single one.
Thanks)
*NDEMIC Creations releases a video game that spreads bad things!*
*NDEMIC Creations says that spreading things is good!*
*NDEMIC Creations forms alliance with CNN...*
Recent outbreaks 'caused by plague enthusiasts'
Masked murderer kills underground Russian boss
Indie horror games 'scarier than mainstream'
Jogger smiles at camera, becomes popular
TouYube 'to replace TVs by 2025'
Bigfoot 'bigger than people thought'
Lethal pathogen escapes from lab
Surge in hygienic practices caused by simulator
Apple$oft buys Aikon
Shorts 'getting shorter'
Governments agree to change to Gorwellian
Time travel possible 'after 150 years'
Water 'isn't H2O anymore', says scientist
Entertainment 'becoming more decadent'
Crazed man claims 'the sky is falling'
Energy drink actually causes drowsiness
Woman marries famous landmark
Staying up late linked to increased intelligence
Waterproof phone malfunctions in drinking water
Cutter accidents caused by popular animation
Bus companies put seatbelts for safety purposes
Heaven Boy finally rests in peace
Mouse found dead on turntable
Avian flu mutates in shipping container
Virus kills 90% of world population
African jungle wiped out by military
Parasite causes satyriasis and nymphomania
Fungus makes exact copies of infected
Musical instruments allegedly grant wishes
Plague company mutates to other countries
Prawn watching can cause blindness
Man wins award for not winning anything
Hipster drowns in mainstream
Politician murdered by minstrel
Caped crusader seen scaling buildings
Rapper gets 100th problem
Still time to get your entries in on the last day of the competition!
We'll be reading over every single entry this weekend and choosing the lucky winner(s) early next week
(16-05-2014 10:51 AM)NdemicMa Wrote: [ -> ]Still time to get your entries in on the last day of the competition!
We'll be reading over every single entry this weekend and choosing the lucky winner(s) early next week
Can't wait!
~Hollow.
NSA Denies Reports of Spying, Reporter finds her nude photo's on NSA Agent's Laptop
Studies Show that Overpopulation is Significantly Decreasing Amount of People Within the World
WHO Claims Water is Toxic, Leading Official "It is scientifically proven that all people who drink water die"
Study Shows that Food is Toxic, "Anyone who eats it is sure to die" Says Leading UN Official
Bill Fence admits to being a superhero
Time traveler got bronchitis "has time for that"
Scientists discover what the fox says
Pope admits to being an atheist
Oppa Gangnam Style made into musical
Scientists confirm evolution of dance
Woman awarded "sexiest man alive"
James Vaughan made president of CDC
1,000,000 viral cat video made
Popular app game, Plague Inc, made into movie
If there is any copyright issues feel free to edit them into their own comedic way.
I can not believe it..... There are real Zombies arround the houses and streets.
this virus have to be very dangerous....
scientist testing medic on him self....
no result, no positive result.....
(18-05-2014 01:28 AM)stoffmann Wrote: [ -> ]If Europe and the financial States of EU will be infected, than the countdown is leaving!
The first human in Germany / England (Great Brittan) / France was infected by brutal virus.
Let's hope the money and the science are enough to create one or some ideas.
God bless!
I can not believe it..... There are real Zombies arround the houses and streets.
this virus have to be very dangerous....
scientist testing medic on him self....
no result, no positive result.....
Thanks a lot for the entries all!
There are so so much for us to choose from it's going to take a few days for us to pick a winner! Closing the thread now but keep an eye out for an announcement later this week
We'll be posting the winner on our forum.