News Headline Competition #2 - Be Featured in Plague Inc. & Plague Inc: Evolved!

[Granta0c]

Epidemy of stupidity due to the telereality.

[gregwalker00@outlo5bc]

United States kills ISIS

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United States uses Ebola virus to kill ISIS

[punksonf708]

Internet broken after recent incident with music artist.

[siggih00d]

scientist claim to have found a signal which can only be generated by sentient life

[drblasphc7b]

Flash Gordon Saves Universe, To Fight Plague Next
Bermuda Triangle Revealed To Really Be Square
North Korea Lands Mannequin On Moon
Sailor Who “Found” Atlantis Was Just Drunk

[Granta0c]

"Homosexuality declared as being a disease by russian government."

[Smokd80]

New Polish election system impresses Belarus officials

Cosplaying as maids goes viral in the whole world

Asian animation culture considered as an addict

Video gamming becomes an Olympic sport.

Religious war between worshipers of pasta and pizza

[Granta0c]

"Russian governement declare homosexuality as being a pandemic plague"

[Smokd80]

New Pear phone a large failure

Special announcement: War never changes

New fantasy video game promotes shouting at each other

Man considers himself kanine, howls at nights

[frytkf70]

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