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News Headline Competition #2 - Be Featured in Plague Inc. & Plague Inc: Evolved!
26-11-2014, 07:33 AM
Post: #31
RE: News Headline Competition #2 - Be Featured in Plague Inc. & Plague Inc: Evolved!
Asteroid explodes over Russia, USA blamed for resulting fireworks display

From recent asteroid explosion over Russia( I tink 2012?)
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26-11-2014, 05:59 PM (This post was last modified: 29-11-2014 02:14 PM by tau19182.)
Post: #32
RE: News Headline Competition #2 - Be Featured in Plague Inc. & Plague Inc: Evolved!
1)'Five grand auto thefts in one city'
(The Grand Theft Auto 5 is coming soon)
2)'The dragons are forbidden in India'
(The Dragon Age Inquisition forbidden in India because of gay episodes)
3)'Plague inc infects 30 million players worldwide'
4)'Little girl flying on a rocket gets jinxed'
(The "Get Jinxed" video got 33 million views)
5)'An adventurer joins the police after knee trauma'
(Once I was an adventurer,just like you.Then I got an arrow in the knee. Guard=Police)
6)'Robot store gets vandalised by a soldier'
(Terminator-1 tribute)
7)'Plumber saves women from lizard'
(Mario tribute)
8)'Scientists rename the aether'
(Scientists say that Tesla's aether theory is absurd,but are using it themselves,renaming the aether to "The Dark Matter")
9)'Gorilla arrested for climbing a scyscraper'
(King-kong tribute)
10)'Plague inc players hate Greenland'
11)'Scientists underestimated Ebola'
(Sad,but true)
12)'Soldier saves cat.Whole street de-energized.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aNUq3CMGXE
13) 'Beard improves vocal skill'
(Conchita Vurst)
14)'Shepards vote against reapers'
(A Mass Effect tribute. Reapers are used to harvest/reap wheat)
15)'Dead cat goes nyan and flies'
(nyan cat was inspired by a memory of a cat that died)
16)'Terrible massacre in LA-Santa Monica beach'
(Vampire the Masquarade:Bloodlines tribute)
17)'Profit predicts the end of the world once again'
(A joke,about year 2012,and how everybody predicted the end of the world to be in year 2012)
18)'Scientist says that the plague is only a game'
19)'Young man disappeared after touching a telephone set'
(Matrix tribute)
20)'Iphone 10 gets blown away by wind.Users complain'
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27-11-2014, 12:47 AM
Post: #33
RE: News Headline Competition #2 - Be Featured in Plague Inc. & Plague Inc: Evolved!
Virus simulator game begs fans for content. Fans ignorantly happy.

New bio-weapons company opens doors; Plague Inc. Millions invest on first day.

Games company claims 30fps is enough. Peasants agree.
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27-11-2014, 01:23 AM
Post: #34
RE: News Headline Competition #2 - Be Featured in Plague Inc. & Plague Inc: Evolved!
CDC approves that Cholera is "too dangerous"
WHO: Plague Inc. is getting "infectious" every time
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27-11-2014, 06:03 AM (This post was last modified: 04-12-2014 03:17 AM by Biohazar66e.)
Post: #35
RE: News Headline Competition #2 - Be Featured in Plague Inc. & Plague Inc: Evolved!
Gangnam Style MV over watched says PSYchotic
( global hit Gangnam style watched 2billion times, by PSY)

Bird launching game takes off

Bird enthusiasts flock over popular bird game

Animal rights activists cry fowl over new bird launching game
(Above three based on angry birds, "spelling error" of foul intended as a pun)

Rovio raving about game success
(Rovio-> creator of angry birds)

Chinese fireworks factory catches fire; gains 1 billion likes for 1hour firework display
(Based on real story, hunger games pt2: catching fire and China's population of 1billion)
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27-11-2014, 10:19 AM
Post: #36
RE: News Headline Competition #2 - Be Featured in Plague Inc. & Plague Inc: Evolved!
Shoot in the head with a gun is apparently dangerous
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29-11-2014, 07:55 PM
Post: #37
RE: News Headline Competition #2 - Be Featured in Plague Inc. & Plague Inc: Evolved!
The Meaning of Life: To increase resistence to obtainable environments and pesist existence. - Simon C Hardy
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29-11-2014, 08:15 PM (This post was last modified: 30-11-2014 06:07 AM by Saikf55.)
Post: #38
RE: News Headline Competition #2 - Be Featured in Plague Inc. & Plague Inc: Evolved!
Hai there! I'm actually new on the forums, and decided to share some of my suggestions for the headlines:

Yourspace buys the Virtual Kid
CEO Saxton Hail buys Pear
Hippies attacked by unknown Australian
Man controls lightning, named 'Bioshock'
Facepage now records your breaths
Dog named Zyngo found bankrupt
Simulator Simulator gets punchstarted
Rock Game gets stretch goals for pebbles
DLC for Rock Simulator teased at E3
Satellite 'Destiny' spots alien ships
Himalayan man Cries out Far Four help
Study shows zombies weaknesses: bullets
Man claims 'Watch Cats' teaches hackers
Phones now as bendable as plasticine
'Bird Man' said to have 'flapped away'
'Space War' teaser excites fans
North Korea perfects floppy disc
5 alien Civilisations found on Mars
Aliens shocked at lobotomy of pumpkins - (reference to Halloween)
Greenland and Madagascar join forces

I did have to take into mind the word limit, which is why some things were shorter than what I wanted to write ^_^
Thanks for taking the time to read them if you did.
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29-11-2014, 10:25 PM (This post was last modified: 29-11-2014 10:32 PM by Pofourod9f.)
Post: #39
RE: News Headline Competition #2 - Be Featured in Plague Inc. & Plague Inc: Evolved!
A heading in the game should be (ISIS gets hold of a ICBM are we all in trouble?)

Terriost threaten cure redaech facilties in iran

Terriost take charge of iran cure facilitys

All football games come to a halt as football players are.coming down with a new diease

Has jesus returned?

Critical operation to get back hostages from ISIS begins

The critical operation to get the hostages back from ISIS turns out they have been infected with a new virus

A new world order might just arise
Mass hysteria strikes the nation as aliens ARE CONFIRMED
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30-11-2014, 03:26 AM (This post was last modified: 04-12-2014 03:19 AM by Biohazar66e.)
Post: #40
RE: News Headline Competition #2 - Be Featured in Plague Inc. & Plague Inc: Evolved!
Wifi blamed for causing increase in AIDS
"Y" and "5" become the most popular letter and number among children
Elppa releases the new uPhone 6-
(Elppa is Apple spelt backwards, thus the phone name)
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