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Competition – Write a News headline to feature in Plague Inc. and Plague Inc: Evolved
10-05-2014, 09:19 AM (This post was last modified: 10-05-2014 09:44 AM by tau19182.)
Post: #21
RE: Competition – Write a News headline to feature in Plague Inc. and Plague Inc: Evolved
Part 1
Political
Russia assimilates Crimea
A Referendum is going on in Ukraine
Separatists fite "neo-nazis"
Russia posts missile bases in Argentina
Gaming
Warhammer 40k 8th edition released
Warhammer 40k Squats are Squashed
TES-6 is anounced.Fans go to Egypt
Minecraft goes spherical from cubical
Plague inc becomes 2014 bestseller
Religion
A new "Plague cult" appeared
Pastafarians say that Eiffel Tower is there Messiah

Part 2
Medical
Scientists found new Ebola strain in Africa
Vampire virus is real
Virus turns gays to naturals

Nuclear
A two headed dog born in Chernobil
Scientists say that exploding atomic stations produces a lot of energy.Focusima becomes a test-ground
Russia tests a new Oak rocket

Part 3
US drone 'almost collided with plane'
Argentina bishops condemn violence
Ecclestone trial hears from banker
Canada to extradite over bride killing

Australia fines billionaire in brawl
World Cup hit by new stadium death
Pistorius ballistics questioned
Arrest over mutilation 'conspiracy'
Safe nursing levels recommended

Multiple sclerosis find 'exciting'
Pig transplants saves lives
T-Rex sold for 5 million

Part 4 coming soon.)

Part 4
Saudi fears rise over mystery virus
European elections: Greece's gap with Europe
Pakistan's deadly descent into polio contagion
'Killer robots' to be debated at UN

Part 5 coming soon)
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10-05-2014, 12:14 PM (This post was last modified: 10-05-2014 01:04 PM by tau19182.)
Post: #22
RE: Competition – Write a News headline to feature in Plague Inc. and Plague Inc: Evolved
Part 5
Glowing roads created in London
a seven dollar gadget threatens Apple
new species of dinosaur found
self-healing plastic mimics blood
zero-gravity is bad for food

part 6 coming soon)

Part 6 (exclusive)
Redneck kills fish with baton
Chuck Norris wins with zero lethality
A boy shoves a maniac of a cliff 'with a shout'
Alexander the Great loved bees
A tiger was killed for 'separatism' (reference to the striped Heorgievska Lentochka)

Part 7 coming soon)

Part 7 (elite)
A boy looses Necroa with four survivors
Gorilla plays frozen virus
a dog was unearthed in Italy
Chineze created a 'friction electrostation' (you know the anekdote)
Craw-fish killed in mid-road (reference to dota 2)

Part 8(Chaotical) coming soon)

Part 8
A corean gets millions for jumping (Psy=) )
Alex was infected by Merser
maniac wants to 'shoot the sun'
nurgle becomes the new ndemic director
Yoda likes iodine

Part 9 coming soon)

Part 9 (Long )
The Black Death improved public health
New Yorkers don't call their daughters Brooklyn
Pets are banned from public transport in Dubai
Cases of rickets have risen
AM radio signals interfere with some birds' internal compasses
Warm things make people cooperative
Politicians eat loke woters

Part 10 coming soon)
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10-05-2014, 07:46 PM
Post: #23
RE: Competition – Write a News headline to feature in Plague Inc. and Plague Inc: Evolved
Belgiums government has failed. Wait... what government?


France has forfeited to fight against the virus.


Britains queen infected while visiting central africa.
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10-05-2014, 08:19 PM (This post was last modified: 16-05-2014 06:21 PM by Raykab289.)
Post: #24
RE: Competition – Write a News headline to feature in Plague Inc. and Plague Inc: Evolved
Someone couched in Brazil. Madagascar's President concerned.
Japanese scientist believed to have found a way to create stem cells after taking acid.
Drug Addict became a zombie after taking bath salt.
Germany replace nuclear plant with coal power station for ecological reasons.
Switzerland decided to stay neutral.
Dogecoin in now the new world currency.
Little girl found infected with the Nipah virus.
Alerts after finding Dihydrogen Monoxide in water.
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10-05-2014, 10:06 PM (This post was last modified: 10-05-2014 10:07 PM by Pandemi6d5.)
Post: #25
RE: Competition – Write a News headline to feature in Plague Inc. and Plague Inc: Evolved
(10-05-2014 07:46 PM)KeeperD Wrote:  Belgiums government has failed. Wait... what government?


France has forfeited to fight against the virus.


Britains queen infected while visiting central africa.

Thank you, you just made my day! Big Grin
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11-05-2014, 02:11 AM
Post: #26
RE: Competition – Write a News headline to feature in Plague Inc. and Plague Inc: Evolved
Shrek followers begin worldwide chant: "It's not ogre yet"
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11-05-2014, 08:30 PM
Post: #27
RE: Competition – Write a News headline to feature in Plague Inc. and Plague Inc: Evolved
Part 10 beginning
Beards become popular among women (reference to conchita)
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11-05-2014, 09:29 PM (This post was last modified: 11-05-2014 09:33 PM by Pandemi6d5.)
Post: #28
RE: Competition – Write a News headline to feature in Plague Inc. and Plague Inc: Evolved
(11-05-2014 08:30 PM)tau199 Wrote:  Part 10 beginning
Beards become popular among women (reference to conchita)

"Homosexuals all over the world raise and shout '12 points to sausage!'; Russian Government bursts with anger"

For those who don't know:
Conchita Wurst| Wurst = Sausage
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11-05-2014, 11:54 PM
Post: #29
RE: Competition – Write a News headline to feature in Plague Inc. and Plague Inc: Evolved
Not my personal idea:
Man marries battery; world in shock
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12-05-2014, 06:39 AM
Post: #30
RE: Competition – Write a News headline to feature in Plague Inc. and Plague Inc: Evolved
(11-05-2014 09:29 PM)Pandemi Wrote:  
(11-05-2014 08:30 PM)tau199 Wrote:  Part 10 beginning
Beards become popular among women (reference to conchita)

"Homosexuals all over the world raise and shout '12 points to sausage!'; Russian Government bursts with anger"

For those who don't know:
Conchita Wurst| Wurst = Sausage

Haha,clever))
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