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Competition – Write a News headline to feature in Plague Inc. and Plague Inc: Evolved
14-05-2014, 06:48 PM
Post: #41
RE: Competition – Write a News headline to feature in Plague Inc. and Plague Inc: Evolved
(14-05-2014 02:17 PM)Enyoyab Wrote:  
(14-05-2014 09:41 AM)tau199 Wrote:  P.c. sorry if the jokes were not funny,but mantalities-jokes-puns differ from country to country...A USA sitizen doesnt understand chineeze jokes.A chineeze doesnt understand USA jokes...A European is one type.An Asian is another...A Slav is yet another....I am Ukranian-Russian....

You did fine. A bit ham-fisted at times but you gotta respect actually getting to a hundred, i'm having trouble thinking up a single one.

Thanks)
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15-05-2014, 06:23 PM
Post: #42
RE: Competition – Write a News headline to feature in Plague Inc. and Plague Inc: Evolved
*NDEMIC Creations releases a video game that spreads bad things!*

*NDEMIC Creations says that spreading things is good!*

*NDEMIC Creations forms alliance with CNN...*
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16-05-2014, 02:56 AM (This post was last modified: 16-05-2014 02:54 PM by YellowLi02d.)
Post: #43
RE: Competition – Write a News headline to feature in Plague Inc. and Plague Inc: Evolved
Recent outbreaks 'caused by plague enthusiasts'

Masked murderer kills underground Russian boss

Indie horror games 'scarier than mainstream'

Jogger smiles at camera, becomes popular

TouYube 'to replace TVs by 2025'

Bigfoot 'bigger than people thought'

Lethal pathogen escapes from lab

Surge in hygienic practices caused by simulator

Apple$oft buys Aikon

Shorts 'getting shorter'

Governments agree to change to Gorwellian

Time travel possible 'after 150 years'

Water 'isn't H2O anymore', says scientist

Entertainment 'becoming more decadent'

Crazed man claims 'the sky is falling'

Energy drink actually causes drowsiness

Woman marries famous landmark

Staying up late linked to increased intelligence

Waterproof phone malfunctions in drinking water

Cutter accidents caused by popular animation

Bus companies put seatbelts for safety purposes

Heaven Boy finally rests in peace

Mouse found dead on turntable

Avian flu mutates in shipping container

Virus kills 90% of world population

African jungle wiped out by military

Parasite causes satyriasis and nymphomania

Fungus makes exact copies of infected

Musical instruments allegedly grant wishes

Plague company mutates to other countries

Prawn watching can cause blindness

Man wins award for not winning anything

Hipster drowns in mainstream

Politician murdered by minstrel

Caped crusader seen scaling buildings

Rapper gets 100th problem
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16-05-2014, 10:51 AM
Post: #44
RE: Competition – Write a News headline to feature in Plague Inc. and Plague Inc: Evolved
Still time to get your entries in on the last day of the competition!

We'll be reading over every single entry this weekend and choosing the lucky winner(s) early next week Smile
16-05-2014, 03:10 PM
Post: #45
RE: Competition – Write a News headline to feature in Plague Inc. and Plague Inc: Evolved
(16-05-2014 10:51 AM)NdemicMa Wrote:  Still time to get your entries in on the last day of the competition!

We'll be reading over every single entry this weekend and choosing the lucky winner(s) early next week Smile

Can't wait! Smile

~Hollow.
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17-05-2014, 02:18 AM (This post was last modified: 17-05-2014 02:26 AM by joemeng944a.)
Post: #46
RE: Competition – Write a News headline to feature in Plague Inc. and Plague Inc: Evolved
NSA Denies Reports of Spying, Reporter finds her nude photo's on NSA Agent's Laptop

Studies Show that Overpopulation is Significantly Decreasing Amount of People Within the World

WHO Claims Water is Toxic, Leading Official "It is scientifically proven that all people who drink water die"

Study Shows that Food is Toxic, "Anyone who eats it is sure to die" Says Leading UN Official
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17-05-2014, 04:31 AM
Post: #47
Skull RE: Competition – Write a News headline to feature in Plague Inc. and Plague Inc: Evolved
Bill Fence admits to being a superhero

Time traveler got bronchitis "has time for that"

Scientists discover what the fox says

Pope admits to being an atheist

Oppa Gangnam Style made into musical

Scientists confirm evolution of dance

Woman awarded "sexiest man alive"

James Vaughan made president of CDC

1,000,000 viral cat video made

Popular app game, Plague Inc, made into movie

If there is any copyright issues feel free to edit them into their own comedic way.
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18-05-2014, 01:28 AM (This post was last modified: 18-05-2014 01:33 AM by stoffmanfe5.)
Post: #48
Biohazard RE: Competition – Write a News headline to feature in Plague Inc. and Plague Inc: Evolved
I can not believe it..... There are real Zombies arround the houses and streets.

this virus have to be very dangerous....

scientist testing medic on him self....

no result, no positive result.....

(18-05-2014 01:28 AM)stoffmann Wrote:  
If Europe and the financial States of EU will be infected, than the countdown is leaving!


The first human in Germany / England (Great Brittan) / France was infected by brutal virus.
Let's hope the money and the science are enough to create one or some ideas.
God bless!
I can not believe it..... There are real Zombies arround the houses and streets.

this virus have to be very dangerous....

scientist testing medic on him self....

no result, no positive result.....
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19-05-2014, 09:24 AM
Post: #49
RE: Competition – Write a News headline to feature in Plague Inc. and Plague Inc: Evolved
Thanks a lot for the entries all!

There are so so much for us to choose from it's going to take a few days for us to pick a winner! Closing the thread now but keep an eye out for an announcement later this week Smile We'll be posting the winner on our forum.
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